she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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