she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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