I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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I need you to use more vowels.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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