im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am full of burrito and curiosity
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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