At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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