Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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