Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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