just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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