Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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