I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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