i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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