your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
