Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize