we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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