the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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