did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just gift wrapped bread.
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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