Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
