ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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