All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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