My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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