I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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