There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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