it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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