so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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