Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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