2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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