Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My cat gives me a boner
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
tell me about the fingering
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