also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
