im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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