I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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