Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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