Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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