I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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