I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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