your room smells of hookers.
And success
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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