am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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