haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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