problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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