This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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