Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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