go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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