Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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