Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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