god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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