i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
