My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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