i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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