people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
