I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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