What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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