like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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