things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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