he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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