you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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