Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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