Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
